A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.

The bartender says to them, “I’ll serve you two, but don’t start anything.”

A blind man walks into a bar with a seeing-eye dog. He grabs the leash and starts swinging the dog round and round over his head. The bartender rushes over and asks the blind man, “What are you doing?”

The blind man very calmly replies, “Just looking around.”

A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What’ll you have?”

The baby seals replies, “Anything but a Canadian Club.”

A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says,

“Sorry, we don’t serve food here!”

Check out the new Tiki Bar!

All our favorite characters are taking a vacation and decided to stop at a local tiki bar for a cold one. Some are more welcome than others!

A goldfish walks into the bar and the bartender asks him, "What'll you have?" The goldfish gasps, "Water!"