A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.

The bartender says to them, “I’ll serve you two, but don’t start anything.”

A blind man walks into a bar with a seeing-eye dog. He grabs the leash and starts swinging the dog round and round over his head. The bartender rushes over and asks the blind man, “What are you doing?”

The blind man very calmly replies, “Just looking around.”

A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What’ll you have?”

The baby seals replies, “Anything but a Canadian Club.”

A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says,

“Sorry, we don’t serve food here!”

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