A blind man walks into a bar with a seeing-eye dog. He grabs the leash and starts swinging the dog round and round over his head. The bartender rushes over and asks the blind man, “What are you doing?”
A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What’ll you have?”
A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says,
Check out the new Tiki Bar!
All our favorite characters are taking a vacation and decided to stop at a local tiki bar for a cold one. Some are more welcome than others!
A goldfish walks into the bar and the bartender asks him, "What'll you have?" The goldfish gasps, "Water!"